Comments on AUDREY AND THE BAD APPLES: (B)Advertiser love connections...

hahahahahaa good post loved the read.

2007-04-20T20:41:00.000+09:30

hahahahahaa good post loved the read.

I have also seen it called "The Anesthetiser" and ...

2007-03-31T22:27:00.000+09:30

I have also seen it called "The Anesthetiser" and Redcap calls it "The Traumetiser".

Both seem appropriate for the level of blah-ness that is in it.

ohh how refreshing to have my opinon on said colum...

2007-02-19T22:15:00.000+10:30

ohh how refreshing to have my opinon on said column expressed so well. all i can do after reading it is rant and splutter about the state of the paper. its similar to how i behave whilst reading the letters to the editor. i have such little faith in the people of this state sometimes.

i have now been banned from reading the paper at lunch.

franzy - ooh, I suspected as much but I couldn't r...

2007-02-17T17:33:00.000+10:30

franzy - ooh, I suspected as much but I couldn't remember that song from American Beauty.

rebekka - isn't it though? Highly underrated comedic outing!

anon - I'm confused. Why was the cadet replaced? Sam Brett is this shockingly bad blogger from The Age that writes "Sam and the City" - it's an outing for lamo singletons to write about dating and shit. C.R.A.P

No need to think they're all cadets, they ARE all ...

2007-02-17T07:09:00.000+10:30

No need to think they're all cadets, they ARE all cadets. I work with the father of one of the Mr Adventures and mentioned how utterly hillarious his column was, and how pathetic it all looked. Amazingly he was replaced the very next week...

Who the hell is this Sam Britt idiot? Never heard of her.

Legally Blonde is a top-quality movie and features...

2007-02-15T12:17:00.000+10:30

Legally Blonde is a top-quality movie and features in my DVD collection, along with Legally Blonde II which is almost as good and contains biting political satire.

Audrey - Bugger. Swing'n'a miss to ol' Franzy. I w...

2007-02-15T11:24:00.000+10:30

Audrey - Bugger. Swing'n'a miss to ol' Franzy. I was thinking of Annette Benning in American Pie.

mskp - I believe that was the title of her first b...

2007-02-15T10:47:00.000+10:30

mskp - I believe that was the title of her first book.

sublime-ation - There's so much wrong with the Tiser. The fact it's called The Advertiser for a start. They don't even attempt to make themselves seem like a legitimate news source.

rebekka - This is true. Even my most feminist, hot, glamourous friends made passing mention yesterday of wanting to receive something secret.

blenny - Sadly, I think they're all cadets. Florence Tumbleturn works for the Adelaide (Confidential) section and Rob Malinauskas has definitely co-written 'proper' articles before. Tragic.

nai - They finish their cadetship and become graded journalists. Yikes.

jason - Thankyou :)

franzy - Legally Blonde is a biting social satire that has many levels of funny and I won't hear a word against it! Also, I didn't delve too deeply into Bread's (I like!) site because, frankly, it made me weep for the future. She probably IS one of Australia's most widely read writers and for that we all need to be very scared.

Oh. My. God. Ha.HA.HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!Audrey!So...

2007-02-14T23:16:00.000+10:30

Oh. My. God.
Ha.
HA.
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

Audrey!
Sorry to post again, and I'm sure you're planning a blog on this, but have you seen the 'praise' for Sam Bread's blog on her own site?

"Sam Brett is one of Australia's most widely read writers." - Antara News, Indonesia

What, no Winton, no Courtney? The other hilarious bit was from some blog calling itself "Nourishing Obscurity". As in, where Bread will be in about five years time?

Actually - a little hasty there. That's probably where I will be in five years time. Sam Brett will no doubt be either a) hitched and handing out Rupert-sanctioned childcare advice/bitching or b) single and more bitter than Susan Kurosawa at men's retreat.

Would Miss Adventure at some later date also be dr...

2007-02-14T23:00:00.000+10:30

Would Miss Adventure at some later date also be driving around in her Merc.U.V. singing "Don't rain on my parade"?

*loves movie references*

You're my hero!

Hi there,I like your style.Cheers,Jason =)

2007-02-14T20:11:00.000+10:30

Hi there,

I like your style.

Cheers,

Jason =)

Blenny - "I want to know where one goes after gett...

2007-02-14T15:27:00.000+10:30

Blenny - "I want to know where one goes after getting the boot from being Mr (and Miss) Adventure... "

Back to the Ultimate Frisbee club/ the Junior Chamber of Commerce/ Daddy's lawfirm

I'm glad i'm not the only one that is completely b...

2007-02-14T14:42:00.000+10:30

I'm glad i'm not the only one that is completely baffled by that column. Is it a volunteer/ work experience thing? surely they aren't being paid? They've cycled through a few people but clearly not due to a quality audit, if anything the recruits are getting worse. I want to know where one goes after getting the boot from being Mr (and Miss) Adventure... I imagined they were likely gathered around an activity table fashioning handy ashtrays etc from modelling clay?

Not all of us are totally shallow types who want V...

2007-02-14T10:06:00.000+10:30

Not all of us are totally shallow types who want Valentines so we can show off to other girls. But single girls who can't admit that they'd actually really like to get SOMETHING on Valentine's Day are pathetic and are not fooling anyone at all.

Admit it, pathetic 19-year-old "columnists", you'd kill your own grandmother and eat her kidneys without salt to get a romantic gesture from a secret admirer on V-Day.

Also, you suck. As does Sam in the bloody city/Jennifer Aniston.

The most horrible/bizarre interview I ever did was...

2007-02-14T10:01:00.000+10:30

The most horrible/bizarre interview I ever did was with The Tiser (surprise surprise, with a wannabe journo, not a proper one).
This section of the paper of which you speak sounds horrific in the extreme.
But more importantly, WHAT THE FUCK is that Sam person WEARING? I can't work it out. There's just so many ra-ras and ruffles and it hurts me.

is that woman on a poster that says 'luv n txt'?*d...

2007-02-14T09:41:00.000+10:30

is that woman on a poster that says 'luv n txt'?

*dies*