Comments on AUDREY AND THE BAD APPLES: Maybe it's early onset menopause...

Ooh.. you just reminded me of the bag of candy fru...

2008-04-23T19:42:00.000+09:30

Ooh.. you just reminded me of the bag of candy fruit in my handbag, bought to help me fend off pre-menstrual sugar/junk/salt/fat cravings. Now I want cashews instead.

And Noah Calhoun makes every boy in the world seem just a little bit second-rate. I don't think I should watch that movie anymore, for the sake of my relationship..

Well, I think it's all worthwhile if it means you'...

2008-04-21T17:50:00.000+09:30

Well, I think it's all worthwhile if it means you've finally contacted dream boy! I am looking forward to hearing how things go.

Oh, and now I have a craving for cashews... (and Red Rock's sea salt chips). Mmmm. Of which I have neither. Ta...

I feel like I've been PMSing for a fortnight or mo...

2008-04-20T20:43:00.000+09:30

I feel like I've been PMSing for a fortnight or more. All I want is chocolate and comfort food. I've stacked it on, have been watching terrible rom coms while wearing slippers and a nanna dressing gown and only want to leave the house to buy ingredients for baking things.

It's called the start of winter and it sucks!!

franzy - I saw Lars and the Real Girl a couple of ...

2008-04-18T16:06:00.000+09:30

franzy - I saw Lars and the Real Girl a couple of weeks ago. I actually found it to be quite beautiful and very sad. Ryan Gosling is my dream man. I'd see him a movie that revolved around him looking at a wall all day. BECAUSE HE WOULD STILL FIND SOME WAY TO MAKE IT GOOD.

sorry about the blog link...should be fixed now :)

By the way, I think you can add a few more things to the list. I'm not sure complimenting a girl's hair is really more important than finding out about things she's interested in by asking her actual questions. Many people seem bad at this.

kath lockett - Hey, you have a regular spot on Matt and David now! Nice work... I like your analogy by the way. Going by that, I am most like an old Honda Civic.

jess - No! No! God no! I would NEVER go on Today Tonight and more importantly I would never do it in a bikini! To FAN someone! *shudders* I really don't think the world needs to see me in a bikini either.

in other fillum news, did i see you last night on ...

2008-04-18T15:44:00.000+09:30

in other fillum news, did i see you last night on *eep* today tonight dressed in naught but a rather fetching bikini belting a fat italian over the head with a light saber?

(just checking...)

also, is it "sabre", or "saber"

Franzy and Audrey you are both right - number th...

2008-04-18T10:29:00.000+09:30

Franzy and Audrey you are *both* right - number three must be to select the ultimate chick flick. If a bloke can handle that, he's IN.

And Auds - monthly cycles lie. I'm looking forty firmly in the face and have yet to have anything remotely like a normal one. It seems to be a fortnight of feeling emotional, sore, starving and zit-infested before the next fortnight of 'what in the lords' name....?' stop-start-stop-start game playing.

Whoever designed us must have worked for a car company - once the outside was done, to hell with worrying about the internal mechanics.

pps. You linked my blog wrong, dammit! How will Ia...

2008-04-18T10:21:00.000+09:30

pps. You linked my blog wrong, dammit! How will Iain Hall ever find me now?

So are we watching Capt Dreamy Eyes in The Real Do...

2008-04-18T10:09:00.000+09:30

So are we watching Capt Dreamy Eyes in The Real Doll movie? Or does the house building fantasy become sullied when he brings flowers to a lump of plastic?

ps. I am slowly compiling an advice column for single lads so that they may woo ladies of taste. So far I am up to 1) Compliment hair and 2) Cook things that look healthy. I'm gearing up for number three ...
What do you think?