"DEAR MISS FORD
I assume you are single, and one of those filthy vagina licking lesbians, re your attack on Julia Gillard 8/3/09.
You poofter lovers make me sick to the stomach. You never ever mention that if the entire human race turned into queers and lezzos then the human race would die out, and become extinct. Why don't you, mention that?
It is absolutely filthy that one man would stick his cock up another mans arse, makes me want to vomit.
My solution re education camps. "No pun intended" wherby - all queer men, and women would be forcibly rounded up, and sent to such places as Baxter, Woomera etc. and men would be forced to share cells with lesbian women, in double beds, to try and break thier disgusting style of behaviour, and make them normal. Like I am and proud to be.
You should read the Bible, a bit more often Miss Ford and then you may realize this filthy disgusting lifestyle you promote as being acceptable behaviour is in fact in stark contrast to the teachings of the greatest book ever written.
I can assure you more people would support my policy of forced normalisation, and 2 hours a day compulsory Bible study, than the minority disgusting filthy alternate lifestyle you and these queer men, promote all the time.
Normal people like me, are getting sick and tired of people like you promoting this disgusting filthy behaviour as somehow normal. It is not normal and a forced normalisation detention centre is the way to go. To sustain the real human race. In our greatl and of mostly normal men and women.
I will pray for you tonight Miss Ford and hopefully soon you will change your disturbing views about these freaks.
May God be with you, Miss Ford.
Regards,
A decent Christian Gent."
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It's a bit cryptic...but I think what he's trying to say is that homosexuality is filthy and disgusting - and may in fact quite possibly be Not Normal.
Geeze. Was it signed from Westboro?
ReplyDeleteWow. That's a very special piece of hate mail.
ReplyDeleteAre all Christians like this?
D'oh!
ReplyDeleteForgot to sign my name.
ZINGO!
Sheeze Clem, you must have ovaries like watermelons to not quake a bit when you read this sort of stuff. These thumbless bastards can't find out where you live, can they?
Oh. My. God. And all written out in neat capital letters too. Repressed much?
ReplyDeleteWow. This is particularly breath taking in light of some other reading I was doing today:
ReplyDelete"The Daily Mail’s website uses a story about “corrective rape” in South Africa to lure readers into a pink “Femail Today” yay-femininity lifestyle sidebar, apparently oblivious to the correlation between femininity and rape culture." @ http://blog.iblamethepatriarchy.com/2009/03/16/spinster-aunt-leafs-through-daily-mail-requires-anti-emetic/
tulipae - No, it was signed from a decent Christian gent. A decent Christian gent, tulipae. He reads the Bible.
ReplyDeletedeborah - The mentalist ones are. It almost makes me want to believe in Christian God so that I can peek in on their Judgment Day and feel self satisfied.
franzy - It probably wouldn't be hard, but considering they don't even have the bajingos to sign their own names, I doubt I'm in much trouble. But if I disappear for an extended period of time, best check some vacant paddocks for 're education in progress' hmm?
richardwatts - I know! That was the most disturbing bit about it. Well, that and his idea of forced rape.
rayedish - Just reading that now...
Forgive my vulgarity, but it sounds as if someone's secretly angling for a dick up the jaxie.
ReplyDeleteBut at least he's praying for you!
are you even gay?
ReplyDeletejesus clementine, where did you find that one!
ReplyDeleteugh, i dunno how you can be bothered, sometimes...t-t-t-tedious.
Oh Auds. I am feeling maternally anxious about you. Please be swift of feet and quick to call the coppers if anything weirder happens.
ReplyDeleteNo bullshit, capcha is unhag. I don't know what that means, but I love it.
Goodness. Occupational hazard? That's some crazy, right there.
ReplyDeleteStraight to the pool room with that one!
ReplyDeleteThat letter is so very indecent that, if i didn't know such people existed, I would be tempted to think it was a joke. Scary stuff indeed, and in so many ways.
ReplyDeleteIf that's a "decent christian gent" I wonder what the really hardcore Charlie Church's are like? Perhaps Audrey, you can consider it another trophy from a cretin who obviously only has one book and may not have understood it at all.
ReplyDeleteoh well, if we men are going to be forced to share double beds with lesbians - hang on, did the christian gent wander from vigilante fantasy to sex fantasy just there?
ReplyDeleteThe thing that is really creepy is that he wrote it on actual paper, not the interwebz. Serious thought and effort went into that. Be careful, dear fag enabler.
ReplyDeleteSo normal and yet so abnormal with his commas.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous hate-mail? How novel!
ReplyDeleteI like "in stark contrast to the teachings of the greatest book ever written.".
I'm just gonna go right ahead and assume he means something from the Sweet Valley High series. Those wacky Wakefields!
Wow. I didn't know there were people out there these days who really think "re-eucation camps" are in any way a good idea, but it amuses the shit out of me that he thinks nature would just take its course if a gay man shared a bed with a lesbian.
ReplyDeleteCoincidentally enough I was reading a book on ethics today, and it had this to say about what he considers 'the greatest book ever written':
"All in all then, the Bible can be read as given us carte blanche for harsh attitudes to children, the mentally handicapped, animals, the environment, the divorced, unbelievers, people with various sexual habits, and elerly women. It encourages harsh attitudes to ourselves, as fallen creatures endlessly polluted by sin, and hatred of ourselves inevitably brings hatred of others."
Seems like your fan there just can't contain his hatred of himself...
Why is it, that so-called 'decent christian' people seem to not only be the biggest wankers of all time, but also the biggest hypocrites in the world? Maybe they should take a good long look at themselves before they shoot their vile little small minded mouths off.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteI got my first piece of hate mail this week, my parents were so proud. My dad said 'Remember, if you're not causing controversy you're just doing P.R'.
Good advice from a seasoned journo.
How the hell did they get your address? Or was this sent to the Mail?
ReplyDeleteHasn't he heard of turkey basters?
ReplyDeleteOh wow. He sounds like a winner, doesn't he?
ReplyDelete...'coz fuck knows we really need more people on this planet, right?
ReplyDeleteDid I miss the memo about us being close to extinction?
I hope he chokes on his vomit, if not his self righteous indignation
ReplyDeleteHe comes off like an unremitting parody of himself. I'm sure that wasn't the desired effect.
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ReplyDeleteHoly hell.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I never did read that long account of how Jesus ran down the homosexuals and personally stone them to death for their 'sins'
...seem to recall him telling religious nuts that they are not helping anyone, though.
I'd hate to think what sort of state the world would be in if we were all 'normal' like this 'gent'... I say do what you like with whom you like as long as they have the ability to consent. I'm what society considers heterosexual but I like kissing girls. What's wrong with that? Plenty of people are having babies, Jesus. (Sorry, I used His name for emphasis). What's the point of life if you're going to waste it being something you aren't?
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